What caliber for Chihuahua ?

[arctictom]

The Alaska solution , let nature take its course http://m.youtube.com/results?q=eagle%20 ... 20dog&sm=3

[Greg]

Keep it simple. How about just a simple stick, one with a little bit of heft to it? The boots are good too.

[Rumpshot]

Wby does this weird shit always happen in Maricopa County?

You should see Maryvale. It is metropolitan, but was a nice place 30-40 years ago, not so much now.

[JAG2955]

Zero turn lawnmower with the deck lifted up to about 6".

[Aesop]

Keep it simple. How about just a simple stick, one with a little bit of heft to it?

Sure, but in that case, why bother with heft?
Maybe just a good sharp point on one end?

Long-handle hay pitchfork!?
(Which also makes setting them down somewhere else easier when you're done, just like with other people's out-of-control small children.)

[randy]

Funny you should ask. The new 110 million dollar baseball team El Paso is getting was named the Chihuahuas. Imagine the fear THAT will raise among competing teams.

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Well, that was certainly worth blowing a hole into down town El Paso!

[Greg]

Keep it simple. How about just a simple stick, one with a little bit of heft to it?

Sure, but in that case, why bother with heft?

Because it feels better when you make solid contact, and I'd like the option of doing more than leaving nasty welts.

Maybe just a good sharp point on one end?

Personal preference. I'd rather break the little fuckers than pick them up like litter. (Had a former neighbor with a little chihuaha/pomeranian-type asshole dog, it was a vicious little completely untrained bastard.)

Long-handle hay pitchfork!?
(Which also makes setting them down somewhere else easier when you're done, just like with other people's out-of-control small children.)

If you're planning on putting them down again (presumably still usable), maybe something like this?

[Weetabix]

Porch swing, lemonade, high velocity pellet rifle.

[Frankingun]

Porch swing, lemonade, high velocity pellet rifle.

Gamo Whisper and Lynchburg Lemonade?

[Aesop]

If you're planning on putting them down again (presumably still usable), maybe something like this?

Nah. Usable, schmosable. The pitchfork gets you better standoff reach, more positive control, and better hangtime when you launch them.
True Temper Model 1823300 FTW.