Martial Arts Training: Help Me Choose!
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Fill: Who knows? Probably the same type of situation I would legitimately expect to encounter that would require me to use my CCW. However, there are times/places I cannot avoid that require me to not carry a weapon. It would be nice to have the skills to attempt SOMETHING other than blindly charging an attacker or cowering under a desk. Does that answer your question?
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Somebody needs to hurry up and invent Coup de Vitesse
I don't really have an answer for this, as I'm fat & lazy. My preferred martial art is Tae Kwon Colt (.45 cal school).

I don't really have an answer for this, as I'm fat & lazy. My preferred martial art is Tae Kwon Colt (.45 cal school).
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I almost posted that...Captain Wheelgun wrote:Somebody needs to hurry up and invent Coup de Vitesse![]()
Here, we are all practitioners of the art of Ching-Ching Pao.I don't really have an answer for this, as I'm fat & lazy. My preferred martial art is Tae Kwon Colt (.45 cal school).
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Forget that - I want Sinanju, if for nothing else than hilarously obnoxious Korean grand masters.Captain Wheelgun wrote:Somebody needs to hurry up and invent Coup de Vitesse

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That's good input. My response is that you would probably benefit more from focusing on the health benefits of your chosen style, and mix up your training. For example: Put in 6 months of TKD (or whatever) to get cardio/flex/dexterity back, cut your TKD down to once a month and fill the other 3 weeks with something else for a couple months. Keep an eye out for Groupons or adverts for '3 discounted/free training sessions'. Go gypsy until you find a gym you love. It's a great way to keep your training vivacious and driven.skb12172 wrote:Fill: Who knows? Probably the same type of situation I would legitimately expect to encounter that would require me to use my CCW. However, there are times/places I cannot avoid that require me to not carry a weapon. It would be nice to have the skills to attempt SOMETHING other than blindly charging an attacker or cowering under a desk. Does that answer your question?
And if possible, find a partner - it'll save you a sizable amount of training time and money.
1) Most gyms will cut you a discount if you sign up as two or more. Maybe < $10/month, but a buck's a buck.
2) You'll keep each other honest, and drag each other to training.
3) You can coach each other for free. Your partner is a real-time feedback machine who can help correct form and improve technique, outside of class
But you started by wanting a black belt. All I can tell you about that is the more work you put in for your black belt, the more it'll mean when you receive it. You can hit a McDojo and pick up a belt in ~ 18 months, show up and pay your monthly bill.
just my 2 cents, but I'm heading back to the gym this week after a long hiatus, and shopping around for a good school nearby.
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Ah, the disciples of Master Wang.HTRN wrote:Forget that - I want Sinanju, if for nothing else than hilarously obnoxious Korean grand masters.Captain Wheelgun wrote:Somebody needs to hurry up and invent Coup de Vitesse

BTW - is the bad dubbing in the movie intentional? It's so awful, it must be...
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It's not dubbed, Chiun is played by Joel Gray, from Cabaret.Denis wrote:
Ah, the disciples of Master Wang.
BTW - is the bad dubbing in the movie intentional? It's so awful, it must be...

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The really funny part is, if anything, they're downplaying Chiun's behavior and abilities compared to the books.
Seriously, he'd beat Sing like a redheaded stepchild.
Seriously, he'd beat Sing like a redheaded stepchild.
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I'm reminded of both the restaurant fight scene from Kill Bill and the Army of Smiths fight scene from the second Matrix movie.
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Smith had the right idea.skb12172 wrote:I'm reminded of both the restaurant fight scene from Kill Bill and the Army of Smiths fight scene from the second Matrix movie.