First off, if you don't allow scripts to run, or use Flash, you can't see of read the mall rules in the first place. I would argue that's not ADA compliant.
COOL, so they allow soliciting as long as the girls have prior written approval from management!
Hmmmm, guns are banned 'ON' the premises, but it doesn't say anything about 'IN' the premises.
Make sure you put all your fireworks in a box labeled "Signaling Devices."
No strollers or wheelchairs are allowed on the escalators - use a shopping cart instead.
Whoever wrote all that stuff up didn't bother to proofread it or have anyone else take a look at it. There's statements like (Mall Cops: Mall of America box that you have to use the arrow-down button to read it):
From escorting celebrities to reuniting lost children with their parents to responding to medical emergencies security officers at Mall of America go through training so rigorous it surpasses training required by some municipal police forces.
In the box directly above that one (labeled: Mall security), Here's a real intelligent incomplete statement:
Each year, Mall of America Security Officers respond to thousands of calls for service ranging from emergency situations, lost children and celebrity appearances.
to....... what else?
Don't forget the group photo of these hardened veterans from their security recruitment flier:
MOA Group Photo.jpg
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