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Fun Fact: The cancer that killed Wayne may have been caused by the location they used to film The Conqueror (St George, Utah) were downwind of the Nevada nuclear test site. There were detonations during filming.

In short, It may have taken Nuclear Weapons to kill John Wayne, and it still took 23 years. :shock:

As for John Wayne vs Chuck Norris... Teddy Roosevelt. :mrgreen:
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As TR was the only one to see actual combat... (And, frankly, be bizarrely aggressive, and incompetent at it...)

REX is well worth reading - one of the incidences covered is TR telling his daughter not to let her mother know that TR had lost sight in one of his eyes, for several days, after playing a "game" w. his friends which involved hitting each other in the head w. sticks...
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Chuck who?
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It gets better than that.

After that, he took up something "safer" than boxing. Judo. :shock:

He delivered a 90 minute speech after being shot during an assassination attempt.

The infamous Maxwell House slogan "Good to the last drop" came from TR.

The original bayonet for the 1903 Springfield was a rod bayonet, but was changed to a conventional blade bayonet after he sent a letter to the secretary of war.

He tried to raise a volunteer regiment in 1917 to fight in WW1. Wilson turned him down.

After TR died in 1919, then Vice President Thomas Marshall wrote "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight."

Makes one wonder if we'll see the likes of him ever again in the Whitehouse.
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Chuck Norris is currently quite busy allowing millions to continue to live
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If you think Wayne can't act after seeing a few on this list, you are a fool who likes Justin Bieber.

Red River
Sands of Iwo Jima
Rio Bravo
The Quiet Man
She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
The Shootist
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence

Just to name a few..

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HTRN wrote: He delivered a 90 minute speech after being shot during an assassination attempt.
It was either that time, or another, where he disarmed the assassin w. his bare hands, before the Secret Service could react - he hated the Secret Service, and considered them a waste of funds - given that he dealt w. various assassination attempts on his own, and his predecessor was killed by one, I see his point...
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scipioafricanus wrote:If you think Wayne can't act after seeing a few on this list, you are a fool who likes Justin Bieber.

Red River
Sands of Iwo Jima
Rio Bravo
The Quiet Man
She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
The Shootist
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence

Just to name a few..

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THE SEARCHERS (caps deliberate). He should have gotten an Oscar for that AND Red River.
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Rod wrote:
scipioafricanus wrote:If you think Wayne can't act after seeing a few on this list, you are a fool who likes Justin Bieber.

Red River
Sands of Iwo Jima
Rio Bravo
The Quiet Man
She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
The Shootist
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence

Just to name a few..

SA
THE SEARCHERS (caps deliberate). He should have gotten an Oscar for that AND Red River.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY6wwAhvirY

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