For The Mall Ninja Who Has Everything

[SoupOrMan]

Whichever one was in "Fiddler On The Roof." He's got some mad beats, yo.

[randy]

Whichever one was in "Fiddler On The Roof." He's got some mad beats, yo.

Yeah, but he didn't get to nail Barbara Bach. Now that's Fiiinnnne!

[Windy Wilson]

Ringo is still married to Barbara Bach, which is even better, considering how long such things last in Hollywood.

[Aglifter]

Regardless, T-Cube is my new official rapper name.

My first debut track "I Just Stand Here and Glare Bein' All Gangsta An' S**t" featuring Ice-T, Ice Cube, Cubone, T-Pain, T'Pau, T'Pol, and Topol will be released next Sursday.

So, when do you come out of the closet? (Meant as a dig toward rappers, not you -- my friends and I - yes, we were drinking heavily -- decided that gangster rap is a product of militant closet cases*

*Bizarre hatred of women
Extols sex, but not women -- Cream wrote some dirty, dirty songs, as did Prince, and many other musicians -- hell, Mozart used music to get laid -- but there was always some type of praise of a woman in the music.

Obsession w. clothes
Obsession w. jewelry
Obession w. the way their house and cars look
"been to prison" AKA had sex w. men
Obsession w. how well they can dance, and that others not imitate their "style"

Think about the Pirates of Penzance, and "I want to sing and dance and wear my shiny pants"... Then turn on a rap video...


Now, w. that said, whom ever did the "Baby Got Back" song, was probably a straight man.

[Jericho941]

Now, w. that said, whom ever did the "Baby Got Back" song, was probably a straight man.

Sir Mix-a-Lot is a god amongst men.

But yeah, if you look at a lot of gangsta rap, some of it isn't even closeted, with frequent demands that the listener perform fellatio on the rapper. But hey, it's not gay if you're pitching, right?

[workinwifdakids]

Yes. After all, what did the expression "on the down-low" mean?

[SoupOrMan]

Huh. I didn't know that gangsta rap shared so much with pro wrestling. I mean, two big sweaty guys in their underwear, rolling around in public together fighting over a fashion accessory? And it's an agreed work of fiction despite the incidence of injury because sometimes things get communicated improperly? At least that's how I broke it down for someone at college who kept annoying me with wanting to watch wrestling while there was a room full of attractive women who didn't speak English all that well and wanted to talk to us...

I guess the B-side to the new single will be "I Like Women, Dammit" or something!

[Aglifter]

Body building, and, to an extent, strongman and weightlifting (and probably pro-wrestling... and probably Greco-Roman) are largely funded by gays. Its one of those things you do your best to keep the newbies away from.

It's really not too much of a big deal (money's green, etc.), usually. There was one show that I'm aware of where the sponsor got a bit out of control (he wanted the strongmen to sumo wrestle for a tie breaker -- even had loin cloths ready -- wasn't very happy when the competitors refused.)

[The Wizard]

I notice it has tactical Velcro for giving away your position and forcing you to use the "save me" button.

Erm...you know that ACUs have Velcro on all the pockets right? Or perhaps that is your point.

Bingo.

Shut up CC you like it just as much as we do. "Close your damn pocket soldier! You look like a sh!tbag" "Hey Sgt, I Cant the stupid Velcro is worn out."

[The Wizard]

Im just going to put it out there, i listen to rap music, but i am in no way gay if you doubt me, well all im saying is alot of you have daughters my age.


(Hey, im just joking put that down!!! where did you get a rocket propelled flamethrower anyway? (Wiz runs off while putting on his level 5 fire suit))