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This was recently posted on another forum I frequent and I felt that I needed to share it with you guys. Lady and gentlemen I present the T-Cube Motion Tracker Unit. This thing is essentially a real life video game mini map. I know that DeltaRangerNinjaSeals have been using stuff like this for a while, and that some GPS/radio combos do this, but I am still surprised to see something like this on the market. The biggest drawback, other than the raw, pure, unadulterated mall ninjaness, is that the range is only half a click and for the price you could get a GPS radio with a longer range.
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That would be great for woodsball.


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Airsoft.

'Nuff said...

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For that kind of money I want a Call of Rainbow Strike Modern Flashpoint 2 heartbeat sensor.
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I notice it has tactical Velcro for giving away your position and forcing you to use the "save me" button.
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I've never been in the military, and maybe that's it. Or call me easily impressed. Either way, I thought it was a pretty neat little gadget. A toy, for sure, but kinda neat.
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CombatController wrote:I notice it has tactical Velcro for giving away your position and forcing you to use the "save me" button.
Erm...you know that ACUs have Velcro on all the pockets right? Or perhaps that is your point.
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Kommander wrote:
CombatController wrote:I notice it has tactical Velcro for giving away your position and forcing you to use the "save me" button.
Erm...you know that ACUs have Velcro on all the pockets right? Or perhaps that is your point.
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Regardless, T-Cube is my new official rapper name.

My first debut track "I Just Stand Here and Glare Bein' All Gangsta An' S**t" featuring Ice-T, Ice Cube, Cubone, T-Pain, T'Pau, T'Pol, and Topol will be released next Sursday.
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SoupOrMan wrote:Regardless, T-Cube is my new official rapper name.

My first debut track "I Just Stand Here and Glare Bein' All Gangsta An' S**t" featuring Ice-T, Ice Cube, Cubone, T-Pain, T'Pau, T'Pol, and Topol will be released next Sursday.
Topol or Ringo Starr?
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