Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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padowser
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Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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What is the connection between zombies and bacon?

I am guessing this is a reference to a scene from a movie or movies.

I have noticed this relationship before.

Here it is again in this gun contest:

http://www.freegunstuff.com/EnterContest.aspx?CID=23
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Re: Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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Zombies are just people who have been infected by the Bacotulinum toxin. This toxin when it reaches the victims brain causes the infected to have an overpowering lust, and hunger for the porcine product. This hunger is strong enough that it will even overpower a persons religious convictions about eating unclean animals.

Unfortunately for any non infected survivors, the Bacotulinum toxin confuses the victims sense of smell and taste, making human brains smell and taste like freshly cooked crispy grease dripping bacon. Zombies do not sense survivors, they actually follow the scent of sizzling bacon wafting on the breeze.

The uninfected human brain attracts the hordes of infected "zombies" who will stop at nothing to get a bite of ,to them, crispy Cerebrbacon, Cerebellbacon, Medullabac, and Ponsbac.

The best way for a survivor to move undetected by these pig eating addicts is to bathe oneself in the anti-bacon, tofu. Some would argue this is a fate worse than being eaten alive, as one would also need to ingest massive quantities to mask their greasy smell.

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Re: Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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hummm??....that would begin to explain this:

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Re: Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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Actually, it's much simpler answer than that, and has already been proven by the Gundown Theorem.

If we accept the following:

Bacon = AWESOME

and...

Shooting/killing zombies = AWESOME

therefore....

shooting/killing zombies + bacon = AWESOME
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Re: Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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EVERYTHING.... and i mean EVERYTHING is better with bacon....
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dfwmtx wrote:Bacon = AWESOME

and...

Shooting/killing zombies = AWESOME

therefore....

shooting/killing zombies + bacon = AWESOMEx2
Fixed your Math. :D


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barbielovesguns wrote:EVERYTHING.... and i mean EVERYTHING is better with bacon....
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Re: Zombie/Bacon Connection?

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I told my wife that if Victoria's Secret introduced a line of lingerie made of bacon there'd be a MAJOR baby-boom nine months later......

Yeah, bacon is good.
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Mmmmmmmmm bacon thongs..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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It's tactical... It's bacon... It's tac-bac! Tactical canned bacon. 54 strips of fully cooked bacony goodness. Epic Win!

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