Behold the gunsafe! (Lots of photos)

[moose42]

What about "Stool sample storage"

[Windy Wilson]

What about "Stool sample storage"

Moose, that goes back to what I said before, I doubt the local hoods know about that meaning of the word. . . .

[Denis]

LOL, you guys... I like the minced fingers one - even the local gangsters would understand that.

[SeekHer]

As odd as it sounds, I think it's a good idea...

I was thinking that if a couple put their safe in the bedroom with them--easy access at night and not many visitors—who tell other people about it--would ever see it and to camouflage it by putting a mirror over the whole front so it looks like an armoire…

Could you manage to do something like that in the garage?

If not, I think the Paint Closet is still the most benign…put a few automotive decals on it like STP or NHRA and they’ll think that it’s just motor oil and stuff…

[Denis]

...putting a mirror over the whole front so it looks like an armoire…

Could you manage to do something like that in the garage?

Well, it can't go in the bedroom, because (a) it would never go up the stairs and (b) the floors wouldn't hold it up. I like the idea, though.

This particular safe is so obviously a safe, I don't think making it look like paint storage would work, either, but I agree that's the way to go with a less safe-ey cupboard. I'll probably do that with the ammunition locker, when I get a bigger one.

[Aglifter]

It wouldn't hurt to label it as a "flammables" or "paint" cabinet.