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Out of the blue, two different people have recently commented on my alledged physical resemblance to Brian "Scenery: It's what's for dinner!" Blessed. We'd probably have to ambush him with tranq darts to calm him down enough, though. So, who would play y'all in Gun Counter: The Motion Picture?
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Wifey would prefer it be Nicholas Cage. Actually, she'd probably prefer he play me in the "real life" version as well, but I digress... :?

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Chris, WWE wrestling's The Big Show maybe could pull it off if he could lose the paunch. :lol:
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Maybe Matthew McConaughey if he grew a mustache.
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Donald Pleasance or Peter Ustinov. Both fun characters. And under appreciated.
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Steve Carell... only 15 years younger.
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The only actors I can recall being compared to are all dead. :o
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I'm in somewhat the same boat as Chris -- people w. my build don't end up in Hollywood. And I think the selection for Rod is both correct, and humorous.
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I have been likened to Sam Elliot on several occasions. I think it's just the gray hair, beard, and deep voice. I don't see it, but others do.
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Think actor Richard Dreyfuss, minus the talent, for some facial features and late comic actor Dom Deluise, also minus the talent, for the rest. It's OK, I've been called worse.
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