"Close Combat Training"

[SeekHer]

Bob, Krav Maga, enough said!

[Rod]

Just did a Bing.com search for Captain Chris Pizzo, he's got about 15 different web addresses captured. All show exactly the same thing:

We provided Captain Chris with 5 Stars because he's not only America's #1 Russian Martial Artexpert, but his self defense tactics are incredibly simple for stopping violent attackers dead in their tracks—no matter your age, experience or fitness level. His system is so effective, even guys with no previous experience are using it to send thugs, gang members and other violent "street predators" into emergency rooms around the world.

[Combat Controller]

Oh yeah, this guy gets fisked bad. Used to be Lt. X, seems he was in ROTC for a few months, usual loser.
http://hockscombatforum.com/index.php?topic=4097.30

[rightisright]

From his website:

How to snatch a loaded gun right out of a "Gangsta's" hand so damn fast it will literally tear his trigger finger off! (And then immediately—without even thinking about it—cave his chest in without skipping a beat.)

[Jericho941]

With all the McDojos out there, somebody oughtta just come out and claim to teach telekinesis.

[Nicodemus]

With all the McDojos out there, somebody oughtta just come out and claim to teach telekinesis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tib2Urowsdc

[Glenn Bartley]

Captain Chris
World Leader In Self Defense

He is the best, like the world leader man, didn't you read what it said! He may win the Nobel Peace prize next time around for teaching assasins how to off the bad evil types out there.

[Highspeed]

Here is my advice on streetfighting, as a veteran of many ( losing ) battles :-

1) Don't bother to talk, posture, or try and bluff your way out. It doesn't work. Embrace the fact that you are going to have to fight and deal with it.

2) The one guy who is making the most noise, and bouncing up and down in front of you ? he's the key to the whole fight. Finish him quickly and you might walk away.

3) Life is NOT a John Wayne movie ( as much as I love the Duke ) so ignore everything you have ever seen where folks get knocked on their arse and come back up swinging. It's not like that.

4) Your first commandment should be " Do unto others as they would do unto you, but do it first and do it harder "

5) Don't try and kick anyone in the nuts. Even the most clueless streetfighter knows to stand sideways to you, so that won't work most of the time, you'll just kick him in the thigh unless you have laser guided smart boots

6) Be ferocious. Scream, shout and generally convince your assailants that they just kicked over a hornets nest.

7) Bite them. Trust me on this, there is nothing more unpleasant than being bitten by another human being. The nose is a good place, or an ear - whatever is available basically.

8) Don't let it go to the ground. Once you are off your feet you are fucked. Easier said than done, but try to use the space around you.

9) If this guide has been useful to you then please send me some money, so I can get a dentist to fix the teeth I got broken by not following my own advice

Can I open a Ninja Academy now ?

[randy]

The one guy who is making the most noise, and bouncing up and down in front of you ? he's the key to the whole fight. Finish him quickly and you might walk away.

Reminds me of advice given by my college Tae Kwon Do instructor (who understood tournament is a game, and street is real life, any similarity is purely coincidental):

"If cornered by a gang, pick out the biggest, meanest, toughest one and hit them with everything you have. one of two things will happen:

1. You'll take him down, and you can use the shock and confusion of his mates to make a break for it

2. You'll piss him off and he'll kill you quickly and with a minimum amount of pain and suffering"

Can I open a Ninja Academy now ?

Hai Sensi! How many boxtops do I need to send in for you to certify me as a master of Highspeed-Jitsu?

[Aglifter]

Same thing I learned as a kid who changed schools quite a bit... Also, as soon as the puffing starts, be as vicious as possible to the blow hard -- if he gets laid out while still trying to get puffed up, things go much smoother.

That, and don't fight, unless you're willing to kill/maim. If a grown man fights, and does so w. the required level of commitment, his opponent should end up in the ICU or morgue.