Burglar Killed by Pitbull

[Highspeed]

I'm going to look at those two Ridgebacks of ours a bit differently from now on I'd never really thought too much about what a big powerful dog can do to a human, beyond it not being very pleasant.

Hope the dogs wound healed OK, human bites are filthy things....

[Aglifter]

Heh... If you have a problem w. deer in the garden, you won't w. the Ridgebacks... (Our gardener hated Wolfie, our African strain Ridgeback, as he constantly dug holes all over the place until he killed and dismembered a buck that got into "his" area...)

[Windy Wilson]

The steps JAG2955 would take upon seeing that scene in his house:

1. Grabs the 1911, just in case there's another goblin.
2. Gives dog a biscuit.
3. Calls carpet cleaners, makes appointment for tomorrow.
4. Calls police, tells them to hurry.
5. Orders a pizza
6. Looks at the goblin again, decides pizza is a bad idea.
7. Orders Chinese.
8. Pets dog, does first aid TO DOG.
9. Chinese food arrives
10. Police arrive 30 minutes later.
Did I miss anything?

There; fixed it for you.

[Weetabix]

Yes...

9. Have attorney (on retainer) send carpet cleaning and vet's bills to the estate of the disceased goblin. Have attorney add attorney's feels to the bill, inflated by an amount to cover dog biscuit, pizza and Chinese.

I knew there was a reason I liked you...