Independence Day
AWACS flies straight into a UFO's shields, because AWACS jets really need to get THAT close to something to track it. Ultimately the day is saved by a Marine, a drunk, and a President, asses all riding in Navy Equipment. From Groom Lake.
Transformers
After figuring out that we can hurt giant robots by shooting them with flechettes, we send some guys on foot with grenade launchers after them.
Transformers 2
Promoting everyone who survived the first movie, we do our damndest to get them killed again, because for some reason we need to air-drop giant robots onto towns, accompanied by humans on foot.
Amazingly, to our apparent frustration, the Air Force personnel manage to survive the movie, resulting in only a few Brits biting the bullet. Sorry NATO. We tried really hard, but when an annoying, spaz-tastic teenager survives getting directly carpet-bombed by a B-1 dropping 2,000-pound bombs, we know we just can't win this one.
Iron Man
After failing Convoy Ambush 101 so the hero of the story can feel bad, we have F-22s flying over Asskrackistan, where they'd be completely useless. They completely fail to stop a man in a flying suit, collide in midair, and then to show you that the enlisted haven't been forgotten, Egress apparently jacked up the ACES II resulting in our hero having to tug his chute out for him. Either that or we FODed the jet up. Damn.
Iron Eagle
Like you have to ask.
So, uh... can anyone think of a movie where we look good that ISN'T about the Army Air Corps?
