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Been thunking on this for you, Mr Eagle. I hit the gym quite a lot and I have noticed that people here (Berlin, Germany) carry a lot of stuff while they work out: Gym card, water, MP3 player + ear phones, workout gloves and cell phone etc.
They would seem to have the same problems as you. What they have done is return to the good old faithful bum bag, or fany pack, in the US. I tried it out, and you can get through a lot of exercises without taking it off.
Well, I tried it out for a week or so now, and yes mate, you can carry quite a lot but keep it close to hand.
I use a fanny pack to carry in the gym -- also makes a good place for my ipod, wallet, etc. Around your own house, I think a shoulder holster might be the best choice. So far, at least, I've found shoulder holsters more comfortable than the chest holsters I've tried, although that really would depend on what you're doing (EG, the chest holster works better in the plant because everything stays tucked up tight.)
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