Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm

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Joe ex PNG wrote:
1991A1 wrote:I think it should be called the "MagPez".
Can we get Pez Heads for it? Like the guy from "Futureweapons"? That'll make the mall ninjas happy.
Even better is if every time you lift his head, you hear him use that same raspy voice to hype the abilities of whatever ammunition you're using.

"The 5.56mm NATO round is small, but don't let that fool you. It's... hey, these are softpoints. Where the crap did you find 77-grain soft points?"
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1991A1 wrote:I think it should be called the "MagPez".
:lol:
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
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A thought experiment.
As an appeal to the opposition- perhaps a Feinstein headed MagPez that dispenses fruit scented magazines?
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This is our last stop though, since I am hosting it now.
It better be. Change is bad.
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We are conservatives after all!
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Hmm... A magazine dispensing Pex dispenser would be useful... er... well, entertaining, at least... Perhaps in a Fathers of Liberty Series -- Payne, Locke, the FF, etc... For some reason, a Patton one, dispensing garand stripper clips would seem to be ideal...
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Well, after much deep thought, I conclude that this device is pointless and dumb.
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Aglifter wrote:For some reason, a Patton one, dispensing garand stripper clips would seem to be ideal...
[Patton]
They're en-block clips. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry stripper clips.
[/Patton]
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If you want to make every high-speed, low-drag, Operator-wannabee, mall ninja simultaneously make a wet spot in their pants, invent one of these that dispenses not MAGAZINES, but instead, dispenses a New-York reload- it drops fully loaded Glock 19's at your command.
Tell me THAT wouldn't get the gear-whores hot and buttery in their nether regions!
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Man, that is an awesome idea... I bet we could OST this one and get it to work. I may just do that... Hmm.....
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