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Gun phun
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Windy Wilson
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Re: Gun phun
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
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DougWojtowicz
Re: Gun phun
You know that the shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
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Fivetoes
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Re: Gun phun
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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DougWojtowicz
Re: Gun phun
There's only 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that understand binary, and those who don't get this joke.
Those that understand binary, and those who don't get this joke.
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FelixEstrella
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Re: Gun phun
Ugh. So we're onto math jokes now, are we?
"Why do rattlesnakes need logs to multiply?"
"Because they're adders!"
"Why do rattlesnakes need logs to multiply?"
"Because they're adders!"
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Fivetoes
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Re: Gun phun
Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole: It falls down all the time.
A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him.
"Well, that's easy..."
He pulls the pole out of the ground, lays it down, and measures it easily.
After he has left, one of the engineers says: "That's so typical of these mathematicians! What we need is the height - and he gives us the length!"
A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him.
"Well, that's easy..."
He pulls the pole out of the ground, lays it down, and measures it easily.
After he has left, one of the engineers says: "That's so typical of these mathematicians! What we need is the height - and he gives us the length!"
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HTRN
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Re: Gun phun
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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mekender
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Re: Gun phun
yup, those are fairly common in college math departments.
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SoupOrMan
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Re: Gun phun
Like I told HTRN on the other forum, there's a new Chicago way: their man pulls a knife, yours pulls out a howitzer. They put one of yours in a hospital, you put a beehive round into City Hall.
(Mind you, you put a beehive round into City Hall regardless of whether or not your enemy has anything to do with the Daley administration or not, but it's a given that someone should keep them on their toes.)
(Mind you, you put a beehive round into City Hall regardless of whether or not your enemy has anything to do with the Daley administration or not, but it's a given that someone should keep them on their toes.)
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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drice
Re: Gun phun
Dyslexics of the world "UNTIE!!!"
Story: We've been having DRAM issues on one of our products. It was recently resolved, but it caused quite a problem for a while. Now it's just bad memory.
Story: We've been having DRAM issues on one of our products. It was recently resolved, but it caused quite a problem for a while. Now it's just bad memory.