I thought the first rule of Keg Club was that we didn't talk about Keg Club.HTRN wrote:Nah, what we need is camelbak for those 5 gallon cornelius kegs.rightisright wrote:Now they need to make a matching one for the other side that dispenses 12 oz beer bottles.
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<EDIT> Apparently, I'm not the only one to think this is a good idea</EDIT>
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Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
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Re: Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
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Re: Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
Nice going, now they know the name!SoupOrMan wrote:I thought the first rule of Keg Club was that we didn't talk about Keg Club.

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So, it's a magazine for magazines. What do the stripper clips look like for it?
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Welcome to The Gun Counter, formerly The Gun Thing, formerly The Other Side of Kim, formerly... What the hell was our first name again?Evyl Robot wrote:ROTFLMAO! This thread has kept me tickled from the very inception! Then came the arguments about how one should specifically dislike such a device. The mag mag is hysterical in and of itself, and I'm not even familiar with the Engrish-laden video game, but I love it!![]()
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Anyway... This is a typical thread, either you are being blasted by awesome knowledge, or we not only leave the road, but the entire reservation.
Personally, I don't see it going anywhere outside of the Mall Ninja crowd, I mean really, how hard is it to reload your carbine rapidly for one, for two... Gah, it is not even worth enumerating.
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I am guessing that soon we will see some mall ninja that will have figured out a way to put a ceramic plate in it and make it a magazine dispensing piece of armor.CombatController wrote:Welcome to The Gun Counter, formerly The Gun Thing, formerly The Other Side of Kim, formerly... What the hell was our first name again?Evyl Robot wrote:ROTFLMAO! This thread has kept me tickled from the very inception! Then came the arguments about how one should specifically dislike such a device. The mag mag is hysterical in and of itself, and I'm not even familiar with the Engrish-laden video game, but I love it!![]()
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--Michael
Anyway... This is a typical thread, either you are being blasted by awesome knowledge, or we not only leave the road, but the entire reservation.
Personally, I don't see it going anywhere outside of the Mall Ninja crowd, I mean really, how hard is it to reload your carbine rapidly for one, for two... Gah, it is not even worth enumerating.
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Or just add plate to it and wear it around.
Oh yeah, I called Chris and he reminded me of our other names, kimdutoit.com and The Nation of Riflemen.com... So many forums but always the same group! We have amazing consistency here. This is our last stop though, since I am hosting it now.
Oh yeah, I called Chris and he reminded me of our other names, kimdutoit.com and The Nation of Riflemen.com... So many forums but always the same group! We have amazing consistency here. This is our last stop though, since I am hosting it now.
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So, do I get to be the one who claims to love the new gizmo despite having no reason or desire to? Hell, why not?
I've already bought two of them and added SAPI plates, now I have extra armor (which can protect me from DIRECT HITS from .338 sniper rounds) and give me super-fast reloads.
*tacti-cool orgasm*
I've already bought two of them and added SAPI plates, now I have extra armor (which can protect me from DIRECT HITS from .338 sniper rounds) and give me super-fast reloads.
*tacti-cool orgasm*
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Re: Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
I think it should be called the "MagPez".
Re: Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
Can we get Pez Heads for it? Like the guy from "Futureweapons"? That'll make the mall ninjas happy.1991A1 wrote:I think it should be called the "MagPez".
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I want an R2D2 head. Or maybe Charlton Heston.Joe ex PNG wrote:Can we get Pez Heads for it? Like the guy from "Futureweapons"? That'll make the mall ninjas happy.1991A1 wrote:I think it should be called the "MagPez".
Standing for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!workinwifdakids wrote: We've thus far avoided the temptation to jack an entire forum.
But what the hell.