Junior Termite pulls his Kawi Ninja over......while carrying a Glock 19 on his hip, two extra 17 round mags, along with three knives.
officer Fudd: "How old are you?"
Junior Termite: "Twenty."
Officer Fudd: "I see you are armed, please keep your hands above your neck, I'm going to disarm you."
Junior Termite: *hands presented in front, non confronting* "Yes-sir"
Officer Fudd: *after taking Glock off of hip* "I see you also have a knife-uh, two knives on you?"
Junior Termite: "I actually have three, would you like to take those off as well?"
Officer Fudd: "No, just keep your hands out of your pockets please."
Junior Termite: "Yes-sir, will do."
Officer Fudd: "Can I see your license and registration and proof of insurance?"
Junior Termite: "Yes-sir, I just need to get them from under my passenger seat." (Proceeds to undo bungee net wrapped over extra helmet on seat)
Officer Fudd: "You always carry an extra helmet, picking up girls?"
Junior Termite: "No, just tonight."
Officer Fudd: "You have a date tonight?"
Junior Termite: "I did, but she cancelled, just one of those nights."
Officer Fudd: "Ahh, gotcha. Well I pulled you over because you didn't signal when you turned in the turning lane. I'm going to run these numbers and the serial number on this gun."
Junior Termite: "Yes-sir."
Officer Fudd runs numbers as another cop pulls up and witnesses from a little ways back.
Officer Fudd: "Well everything came back clean, next time, use your blinker when you turn."
Junior Termite: "Yes-sir, I just assumed since I was in a turning lane, it wasn't necessary. I'll do it next time."
Officer Fudd: "I'm going to put your gun back in your backpack, you can put it back on after I leave."
Junior Termite: "Yes-sir, well it was nice meeting you, and thank you."
Officer Fudd: "Absolutely, and you have a safe night."
Junior Termite: "Yes-sir, you too."
Armed to the teeth, and Cenla cops laugh it off. Not to mention he has a Mohawk on his helmet.
Just another night in Cenla.
