Dear Lord:Mangina Alert!

[Weetabix]

I'm guessing he doesn't get any sex. Didn't someone link to an article once where the woman claimed that all sex is rape? I'm sure he believes this, too.

I bet he even apologizes to his right hand.

[pbnuc]

re: Well Done,
If you can't manage a steak well done with out drying it out, May be you should give the spatula to someone who can cook. I cooked at a seafood and steak house thru HS and college, it not that hard to do a well done steak guys. Sear it and stop pressing out the juices.
Well Done Steak Lover

[skb12172]

Someone posted the article to Facefark.

Which means.....? Not familiar with that particular bit of interwebbery.

What I call Facebook.

[BDK]

Men like this are why it's, disturbingly, simple to date "liberated" women...

[Jered]

Someone needs to tell that...creature...to stop stealing other people's oxygen. What a useless waste of space.

[tfbncc]

Try t that at my house and the little SWMBO will run your ass out of the kitchen with a spatula.

Only a spatula? That's pretty mild - my mom would have started at a meat tenderizer and moved up to a large carving knife if he didn't get the message.

My wife, not so much, but that's mostly because she in the "I'm tired of cooking for ingrate children who only want mac & cheese" stage of life at the moment.

One day my mother was cooking spaghetti for the family, stirring the noodles with a serving fork. As she was cooking, my father came up behind her and put his arms around her waist and started nibbling in her neck. My mother told him to stop. He didn't. She turned around and sank the serving fork into his thigh until it wouldn't go any farther. My father stopped (and limped out of the kitchen).

[Weetabix]

re: Well Done,
If you can't manage a steak well done with out drying it out, May be you should give the spatula to someone who can cook. I cooked at a seafood and steak house thru HS and college, it not that hard to do a well done steak guys. Sear it and stop pressing out the juices.
Well Done Steak Lover

My wife can't abide the look of pink in her meat, so she always orders well done. We've actually been a few places where hers tasted pretty good to me, so I know it can be done. Most people just can't do it.

And: Welcome to the party, pal!

[rightisright]

re: Well Done,
If you can't manage a steak well done with out drying it out, May be you should give the spatula to someone who can cook. I cooked at a seafood and steak house thru HS and college, it not that hard to do a well done steak guys. Sear it and stop pressing out the juices.
Well Done Steak Lover

My wife can't abide the look of pink in her meat, so she always orders well done. We've actually been a few places where hers tasted pretty good to me, so I know it can be done. Most people just can't do it.

And: Welcome to the party, pal!

Now, now fellas. If a guest wants a piece of $3/lb top round London Broil well done, I will happily oblige. But, in the name of Kamadhenu, I will not ruin a Prime rib eye for heathens such as yourselves!

[Netpackrat]

re: Well Done,
If you can't manage a steak well done with out drying it out, May be you should give the spatula to someone who can cook. I cooked at a seafood and steak house thru HS and college, it not that hard to do a well done steak guys. Sear it and stop pressing out the juices.
Well Done Steak Lover

One of those times when I wish we had a "like" button.

[Weetabix]

Now, now fellas. If a guest wants a piece of $3/lb top round London Broil well done, I will happily oblige. But, in the name of Kamadhenu, I will not ruin a Prime rib eye for heathens such as yourselves!

To clarify, I'm married to a heathen. I, myself, am ideologically pure.

Actually, when I'm some place with good steaks, I'll have the cook make it how he thinks will be most tender. I figure I'll let him cook it the way he knows how to cook it best. I've rarely been disappointed.