Sign To Be Posted In Mens Room At Work

[308Mike]

He should have taped it above the urinals, at eye level. Guys coming IN the door probably won't see it until after they're done and on the way out.

[Weetabix]

I think he was trying to get it on the stall doors because he wanted people not to defile the seats, but the anti-vandal door material wouldn't take tape.

[308Mike]

Gotcha'

[SeekHer]

OTOH, when my then teen age sisters started in with the usual crap about leaving the toilet seat down so they didn't risk falling in when they used the bathroom at night, claiming they were too groggy with sleep to lower the seat.

I went along, and then peed on the seat a few times because I was too groggy with sleep to lift the seat.

Took a week or two, but everything went back to normal, seat up.

Sometime you have to resort to chemical warfare in the battle of the sexes.

Not in my household--they're too many of them there damn females...

Here is a thought, pee sitting down especially when you wake in the middle of the night and have to go--and go and go for guys with prostrate problems…