The proper sword

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toad wrote:"Bearded Axe" one of my old girl friends' mother or possibly something I met in my youth after over indulgence with alcohol.
A lesbian rock band?
Bravo.
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Yogimus said"
Bravo.
Some where I've taken a wrong turn or perhaps sea bird (tern). Perhaps I've given myself the bird?
Should I "leave no tern unstoned?"
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MarkD wrote:Claymore. Either type.
When someone says "Claymore", the only one that comes to mind is the one with "This Side Towards Enemy" molded into the plastic, and I'm a fencer.
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We had guys strap claymores to the front and sides of their HMMWV-s. The command freaked out, but NO ONE fucked with em in town.
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D5CAV wrote:"This Side Towards Enemy" molded into the plastic, and I'm a fencer.
One of the names I came up with when I actually considered doing a blog, was "Front Towards Enemy" :lol:
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Yogimus wrote:We had guys strap claymores to the front and sides of their HMMWV-s. The command freaked out, but NO ONE fucked with em in town.
Claymore receiver hitch cover
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That is now on my Christmas list.
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Yogimus wrote:We had guys strap claymores to the front and sides of their HMMWV-s. The command freaked out, but NO ONE fucked with em in town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_17Uvfwes
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Yogimus wrote:We had guys strap claymores to the front and sides of their HMMWV-s. The command freaked out, but NO ONE fucked with em in town.
Tell TPTB that it's reactive armor.
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Oh! Oh!Oh!Oh!

Cold Steel has a 1904 Austrian cavalry saber with a left handed guard!!!!

I need it like a rooster needs socks, but damn!! I'd love to have that!!!!!

Just because it's left-handed
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