Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat on the right side of the front row.
The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"
"We're from the groom's family."
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows...
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Re: Four novice nuns were about to take their vows...
That was way funnier than it should have been. I think I'm getting early-onset Alzheimer's or something.
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Just sent this to my family.
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Re: Four novice nuns were about to take their vows...
Okay, reality check:
Hasidic Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Try it again with Messianic Jews.
Hasidic Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Try it again with Messianic Jews.
If time, chance and random process can produce a platypus why not an ammo tree?
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Re: Four novice nuns were about to take their vows...
Okay, reality check of reality check:Flintlock Tom wrote:Okay, reality check:
Hasidic Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Try it again with Messianic Jews.
Jesus' status as the Messiah has no bearing here. They only have to believe that Jesus was just some Jew.
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Re: Four novice nuns were about to take their vows...
"Brides of Christ?"Jericho941 wrote:Okay, reality check of reality check:Flintlock Tom wrote:Okay, reality check:
Hasidic Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Try it again with Messianic Jews.
Jesus' status as the Messiah has no bearing here. They only have to believe that Jesus was just some Jew.
However, I yield. This is the "Humor" section. It doesn't have to be theologically accurate.
If time, chance and random process can produce a platypus why not an ammo tree?