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Jericho941
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So, this washed up on my monitor:
Read the text before watching the video - F-35 unintentional loop at takeoff on a carrier

This guy clearly has brass and you know the sailors on the flight deck had a cow when they saw this unfold in front of them. Intentional? Hardly!
This is unbelievable!
F-35 unintentional loop at takeoff a real "check your laundry" event.
A supremely well-trained US Navy pilot, ice running in his veins instead of blood, fully regains control of his $70 million, F-35 joint strike force fighter, after a problematic vertical take-off attempt... Watch as the rear vertical thruster fires to cause the problem.
There's nothing about this the pilot enjoys. If he could have ejected at 100' upside down and lived, he would have. Looks like the afterburner kicks in while still vectored for vertical takeoff. Lockheed would call this a "software malfunction" and do a little more "regressive testing". This is a good demonstration of power-to-weight ratio of this aircraft! And talk about stability control... wow!
If he didn't come out of the loop wings-level, it probably would have been bad news; maybe taking some of the carrier with him!
Add to this flying through your own exhaust, which can lead to equipment malfunctions, as in "flame out". The F-35 is single engine aircraft with vertical takeoff/landing capability, but it has the aerodynamics of a Steinway piano at zero airspeed. This is the most unbelievable piece of flying you will ever see in your life.
This guy's coolness saved a 70 million-dollar aircraft! On the other hand, he might not have had time to react to anything except just ride it.
I bet you'll watch it at least 2 times!
I could tell from the thumbnail that someone wasn't paying that much attention. I found the clip on Youtube here.

It's an excerpt from a stunt flying video... from the halcyon days of Battlefield 2. The bottom of the player HUD is visible, and the name of the "pilot" is hovering over the jet.

So, have some "Weird" Al.

EDIT: Hah, seems that Snopes already did the work for me.
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I just had a fun thought. The graphics in that game are crap compared to todays games. The Russians could now have "authentic video footage" of the Ukrainians invading wherever with almost no effort.
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You look at the video and the FIRST thing you see is a CIWX right at the edge of the flight deck. Dead giveaway that this is a game screenshot.
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How dumb are people nowadays? No, wait, don't answer that.
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JustinR wrote:How dumb are people nowadays? No, wait, don't answer that.
Good call! :D :D :D ;)
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