A Genuine WTF Moment

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Windy Wilson
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CByrneIV wrote:
First Shirt wrote:
Yogimus wrote:Tax break on the property.

Uncle sam has been providing tax breaks for Llamas, Alpacas, and Camels.
I guess that is a possibility, but ONE CAMEL? Not gonna do much breeding.
Florida. 7 citrus trees. That is all.
Seven Citrus trees of the same variety?
Orange, Lemon, Grapefruit, Tangerine, Pomelo, Tangelo, Kumquat?
And is there a minimum acreage requirement?
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Cybrludite wrote:War bride?
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Hah! Nothing to do with oddball tax breaks, after all.

The camel is owned by a large church in town (like 2500+ membership) and they bought the camel for use in their annual Christmas production. The pasture is owned by one of the parishoners, who knows enough about camels to keep it well-fed, and controllable until the season starts.

And he has the tallest one-horse trailer I've ever seen!
But there ain't many troubles that a man caint fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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