Justice Coonass Style

[Aesop]

The only thing better than marrying a girl whose father owns a liquor store would probably be also having a close cousin in the mortuary/crematorium business, with somewhat flexible delivery hours depending on personal needs.

I'm supposing at the end of the month, the difference between the gas bill for 41 events instead of 40 isn't readily apparent, and I'm assuming that from time to time you have to test the apparatus.