Why hippies still exist in America

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Why hippies still exist in America

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http://christwire.org/2010/10/why-do-hi ... n-america/

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Why do white hippies get dreadlocks?
Buy ammunition and magazines.

You'll shoot your eye out!

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Hippies exist in America so Chuck Norris and members of this forum have someone they can punch.
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Aesop wrote:Hippies exist in America so Chuck Norris and members of this forum have someone they can punch.
You get a far more satisfying crunch with the steel plate on the stock of US Rifle, Caliber .30, M1.

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Um, I'm fairly certain that was written by leftists as a parody.

I couldn't actually finish the piece, but what I did read... it's like buzzword bingo. The whole thing is a solid mass of leftist pet phrases and code words.

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Frankingun wrote:Why do white hippies get dreadlocks?
To offend the white people concerned with "cultural appropriation."
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Frankingun wrote:Why do white hippies get dreadlocks?
Because we can't get them to carry around signs saying "I'm a moron!" ;)
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FYI, dreadlocks are great for soaking up flammable liquids.
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Careful wildlife management 8-)
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Serious answer? They still exist for the same reason <xx> Studies majors and other non-functional creatures that are incapable of useful activity exist - it's a very sheltered environment.
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