Brooklyn man electrocuted while relieving himself on subway's third rail
Published July 08, 2013 | New York Post
A drunken man was electrocuted and killed relieving himself on the third rail in Brooklyn this morning, sources said.
Matthew Zeno, 30, was walking with a friend along the tracks for the southbound G train around 3:10 a.m., at Union Avenue and Broadway in Williamsburg when the horrific accident occurred, cops said.
His 26-year-old pal tried saving him and was also shocked, police added. The friend was able to flag down MTA workers, who in turn called for help, sources said.
Both men were rushed to Woodhull Hospital where Zeno died and the second man was listed in stable condition.
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308Mike
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Linkarooni - OOPS!!!!
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A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Windy Wilson
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I've read of this happening several times before. I think truth be known they were trying to see who could piss that far. 
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That's a Darwin award, right there. 
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There's three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and the rest of us, who just have to pee on the electric fence.
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I think something like this hits the news every 18 months..Windy Wilson wrote:I've read of this happening several times before.
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Someone never watched the appropriate episode of Ren & Stimpy, did they?
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Most of those folks don't have functional TVs and/or accounts allowing them to plug in with legal electricity and cable access. They just have to go on rumors from their fellow homeless souls.SoupOrMan wrote:Someone never watched the appropriate episode of Ren & Stimpy, did they?
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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But but but! Mythbusters tested it and said it wasn't so! 
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Wait... Those idiots peed on an electric fence, and said you couldn't get shocked?
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No, they said you probably would with the electric fence, but not the third rail as the stream would break up into separate drops by the time it reached it.
Soooo don't piss on the third rail at close range?
Soooo don't piss on the third rail at close range?