
Random crap on the web
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Re: Random crap on the web
Well, Fark Them!
A weak government usually remains a servant of citizens, while a strong government usually becomes the master of its subjects.
- paraphrased from several sources
A choice, not an echo. - Goldwater campaign, 1964
- paraphrased from several sources
A choice, not an echo. - Goldwater campaign, 1964
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- PawPaw
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Re: Random crap on the web
One day, after shift, I stopped by Wal-Mart to pick up some stuff on my list. After checking out, I went to the parking lot where I saw a little blonde gal standing beside her car, clicking her key fob. She had a perplexed look on her face and she waved me over, because I was in uniform.
"I can't get into my car. It's locked me out."
I took the fob from her hand, hit the unlock button. Nothing. So, I used the key, put it in the lock and unlocked the door. She was amazed. "You can open the car with the key?"
"Yes, Ma'am. You can also take your fob into Wal-Mart and they'll install a new battery."
"I can't get into my car. It's locked me out."
I took the fob from her hand, hit the unlock button. Nothing. So, I used the key, put it in the lock and unlocked the door. She was amazed. "You can open the car with the key?"
"Yes, Ma'am. You can also take your fob into Wal-Mart and they'll install a new battery."
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- Termite
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Re: Random crap on the web
PawPaw wrote:One day, after shift, I stopped by Wal-Mart to pick up some stuff on my list. After checking out, I went to the parking lot where I saw a little blonde gal standing beside her car, clicking her key fob. She had a perplexed look on her face and she waved me over, because I was in uniform.
"I can't get into my car. It's locked me out."
I took the fob from her hand, hit the unlock button. Nothing. So, I used the key, put it in the lock and unlocked the door. She was amazed. "You can open the car with the key?"
"Yes, Ma'am. You can also take your fob into Wal-Mart and they'll install a new battery."

I so hope this is a joke........
"Life is a bitch. Shit happens. Adapt, improvise, and overcome. Acknowledge it, and move on."
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Re: Random crap on the web
Nope, true story. Wal-Mart in Pineville. Late March/early April as I recall.I so hope this is a joke........
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- JAG2955
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Re: Random crap on the web
JAG2955's partial list of "The greatest things the Internet has ever produced"
In no particular order
Sean Sharpstone short film Definitely worth watching the whole thing
Ultimate Revenge Watch till the end
Superhero Fashion Emergency
All NSFW.
In no particular order
Sean Sharpstone short film Definitely worth watching the whole thing
Ultimate Revenge Watch till the end
Superhero Fashion Emergency
All NSFW.