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Cybrludite wrote:Yep. I'm gonna get shot for this one. There's no escaping it. :shock:
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Ya know, that's kinda catchy.

Someone should write a song around it.
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My brain got all numby
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Cybrludite wrote:Yep. I'm gonna get shot for this one. There's no escaping it. :shock:
Shot? I don't know. But you should definitely be... pun-ished.
What's the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a shift of wit, and a fart is a ...
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour later the manager comes out of his office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked as they moved along. "Because," said the manager, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Kitty says, "That gives me pause..."
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MarkD wrote:I thought it was time we punned, so here goes:
Who thinks that???
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Aglifter wrote:Who thinks that???
Erudite gentlemen with a puckish sense of humor and an inordinate command of their native tongue. :mrgreen:
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Weetabix wrote:
Aglifter wrote:Who thinks that???
Erudite gentlemen with a puckish sense of humor and an inordinate command of their native tongue. :mrgreen:
Why, thank you, I think......
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Weetabix wrote:
Aglifter wrote:Who thinks that???
Erudite gentlemen with a puckish sense of humor and an inordinate command of their native tongue. :mrgreen:
AKA, men who need a slap... :mrgreen: (You have NO IDEA, unless you are a lawyer, how bad litigators are about puns...)
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