The Bug-Out Bag And YOU!

[Rich Jordan]

It appears that there's only one Delta that isn't in CC's collection.
And I'm gonna be buried with it.

Two.
Too.
Plus 10mm CCU!
Woo hoo!

[Wrenchbender1]

Actually, the RAF includes an unlubricated condom in their aircrew survival kits. To store and carry water.

I'll bet it's a special kind of awkward when someone comes across you when you're taking a drink.

[Whirlibird]

Actually, the RAF includes an unlubricated condom in their aircrew survival kits. To store and carry water.

I'll bet it's a special kind of awkward when someone comes across you when you're taking a drink.

Worse yet they'll have CNN along for the search as you take a swig with your reservoir tip flapping in the breeze.

[Dub_James]

Simply tell them you're using the water so it'll stretch to fit.

[blackeagle603]

Dub_James wrote:
you'd started by rubbing yer thighs together.

Brings to mind Mike Lowry (Bill Gaither singer/comic) who joked about a substitute in Jr High who had ample porportions...

"One day she wore stretch pants. From the back it looked like two poodles fighting in a laundry sack. When she walked her thighs would be saying 'excuse me, pardon me, 'scuse me, pardon me.'
She couldn't wear corduroy -- she'd start a fire."