http://www.amazon.com/Saving-Witch-Haze ... B0002UHJ3YWeetabix wrote:{waves hand} "These aren't the 'roids you're looking for."Greg wrote:Let's skip that one, I wouldn't want my aftershave to make me think of 'roids.
I must admit, I missed your allusion entirely, unless you're being literal.
And where does one find witch hazel?
Vintage aftershave odyssey
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skb12172
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There must be an end to this intimidation by those who come to this great country, but reject its culture.
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Greg
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Witch hazel is a hemorrhoid remedy.Weetabix wrote:{waves hand} "These aren't the 'roids you're looking for."Greg wrote:Let's skip that one, I wouldn't want my aftershave to make me think of 'roids.
I must admit, I missed your allusion entirely, unless you're being literal.
And where does one find witch hazel?
You're welcome.
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Weetabix
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I was thinking steroids, wondering what they smelled like and wondering how big around your neck is.Greg wrote:Witch hazel is a hemorrhoid remedy.
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I think I'm going to start using the word 'hemorrhoid' in all my posts now.Weetabix wrote:I was thinking steroids, wondering what they smelled like and wondering how big around your neck is.Greg wrote:Witch hazel is a hemorrhoid remedy.
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skb12172
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If we were discussing steroids, the follow-up question would be..."What neck?"
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When I was on the Marine Corps Rifle and Pistol team, one of my teammates got his girlfriend to wear Hoppe's #9 as a perfume.Yogimus wrote:Hoppe's 9
She was not happy when she broke out into a rash.
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I think she had a perfect right to get pissed off after getting a rash from...TheArmsman wrote:When I was on the Marine Corps Rifle and Pistol team, one of my teammates got his girlfriend to wear Hoppe's #9 as a perfume.Yogimus wrote:Hoppe's 9
She was not happy when she broke out into a rash.
Oh, you mean it came from the Hoppe's?
Never mind.
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Is the US government "hemorrhoiding" money?Greg wrote:I think I'm going to start using the word 'hemorrhoid' in all my posts now.Weetabix wrote:I was thinking steroids, wondering what they smelled like and wondering how big around your neck is.Greg wrote:Witch hazel is a hemorrhoid remedy.
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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You really have no idea. I can't find a link right now (you can use your Google fu) but the Treasury has been running off batches of new $100 bills that are supposed to go into circulation next year. They've been shipping them to FRB's to get prepped for distribution. A recent shipment got jacked. Well it showed up light, which is "impossible".Jered wrote:Is the US government "hemorrhoiding" money?Greg wrote:I think I'm going to start using the word 'hemorrhoid' in all my posts now.Weetabix wrote: I was thinking steroids, wondering what they smelled like and wondering how big around your neck is.
Apparently the Stimulus wasn't enough, they now need to funnel $100 bills fresh off the presses into the 'right hands'.
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This is news to you?Greg wrote:Apparently the Stimulus wasn't enough, they now need to funnel $100 bills fresh off the presses into the 'right hands'.
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D