We all knew that someone would eventually make this...

Keep it clean people, this is almost a family friendly site
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We all knew that someone would eventually make this...

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How romantic. :(
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So, if you live in a state where prostitution is illegal, but you paid a legal prostitute (as in Nevada) to use the female device in her state and you used the male device in your state with no physical contact and all "transactions" done over the internet, what would the legal implications be?

Looks like an opportunity to make money here, although most likely the Lawyers will be doing most the profit taking.
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I suppose this qualifies as safe sex........ :lol:

On a weirder note: using 2 smart phones, and both devices, it makes it possible(sort of) to literally fark oneself....... :?
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I saw a similar website a few years ago, before smartphones. At that time it was claimed to be hooked up to the computers serial ports, but the idea was the same. That was a joke website (like the bonzai kitten site), and I'm fairly sure this is too. Obvious clues are that there's no video of the device itself, only illustrations. The photos only show static objects that could be anything. There's no company information, and very little other real information, and you cant order it, only "pre-order" without payment.

But even if this too turns out to be a joke, we all know that eventually someone will do something like it. If not for any other reason than to claim to have done it. And if the price is $95 it will probably sell as well, as a novelty thing if nothing else.
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Good ol' Teledildonics...
Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn

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