4 new members lurking

[SoupOrMan]

Welcome to The Gun Counter

Puhleeze. My shirts are much louder than that.

But you rock the headband so well!

[Yogimus]

For the record, I don't lurk. I disappear for a bit here and there.

[Denis]

For the record, I don't lurk. I disappear for a bit here and there.

Yes, but you occasionally get remission for good behaviour

[arctictom]

These are NOT the droids you are looking for. Try meter maids in bondage, or granny's in heat.

[Yogimus]

For the record, I don't lurk. I disappear for a bit here and there.

Yes, but you occasionally get remission for good behaviour

And by "good behavior" he means...

[Denis]

For the record, I don't lurk. I disappear for a bit here and there.

Yes, but you occasionally get remission for good behaviour

And by "good behavior" he means...

Not getting caught?

[workinwifdakids]

I'm fairly certain that if a jury were composed of members of this forum, any defendant accused of possession of a MIRVd ICBM with intent to sell would be declared not guilty... UNLESS said individual admits to putting ketchup on grilled cheese, in which case the defense attorney would demand a mistrial on the basis that such information would so prejudice a jury as to guarantee a conviction.

[Denis]

UNLESS said individual admits to putting ketchup on grilled cheese, in which case the defense attorney would demand a mistrial on the basis that such information would so prejudice a jury as to guarantee a conviction.

I'm afraid that you may be mistaken in thinking that any of us lawyers would be prepared to defend someone accused of such a heinous perversion.

[Jered]

Yes, but you occasionally get remission for good behaviour

And by "good behavior" he means...

Not getting caught?

Not getting caught doing what?

[Greg]

And by "good behavior" he means...

Not getting caught?

Not getting caught doing what?

You can't prove anything, and I promise not to do it again.