Grilled cheese w/ ketchup: moral imperative, or mortal sin?

[Denis]

OTOH, the vagina has quite a bit of muscle surrounding it, and your body has sphincter muscles at a few points in the body, how would you feel about eating THOSE muscles?

Sphincters are why hot dogs were invented...

[Jeffro]

OTOH, the vagina has quite a bit of muscle surrounding it, and your body has sphincter muscles at a few points in the body, how would you feel about eating THOSE muscles?

Don't be so sure you haven't!!!

[Weetabix]

Sphincters are why hot dogs were invented...

Good thing there's not more than one way to read THAT.

[workinwifdakids]

Sphincters are why hot dogs were invented...

[strike]Good thing there's not more than one way to read THAT[/strike].

That's what SHE said. FIFY.

[dfwmtx]

I'm of the opinion that the closest ketchup should come to a grilled cheese sandwich is for the ketchup to actually be in the form of tomato soup.

That and no true Scotsman EVER puts sugar in his porridge.

[toad]

I'm cheap so it is generic Colby for melting. For a tomato condiment I've pretty much given up on domestic Ketchup. Way to much sugar/high fructose corn syrup in it. My digestive system does better with limited sugar consumption.
I vaguely remember a story about a tractor trailer of beef anuses on the way to a pet food factory being high jacked. I wonder where they ended up?
Congress?

[308Mike]

I vaguely remember a story about a tractor trailer of beef anuses on the way to a pet food factory being high jacked. I wonder where they ended up?
Congress?

If so, they've no doubt been pickled and served on cheese and crackers at many of this administration's White House events - what else could explain the decisions coming from that place lately??? They probably have them stocked in two-pound cans in the basement to ensure they don't run out. They're probably identified on the label as: "Politician's Favorite Pucker Treat".

[George guy]

No ketchup. An actual tomato slice is all right though, but if you're going to go that far, give me a tuna or chicken salad melt.

[308Mike]

No ketchup. An actual tomato slice is all right though, but if you're going to go that far, give me a tuna or chicken salad melt.

With a PUCKER topping????

[Rich]

I vaguely remember a story about a tractor trailer of beef anuses on the way to a pet food factory being high jacked. I wonder where they ended up?
Congress?

It's those pesky UFO aliens. Not content with harvesting from individual cattle, they're now hijacking them in wholesale lots.

Must be selling pretty good on Tau Ceti 3.