For Singles' Awareness Day
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Cybrludite
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For Singles' Awareness Day
"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
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"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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Jericho941
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Legman688
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
Ahahhahaha, good, I'm not the only one who celebrates SAD!
How to Properly Celebrate Singles' Awareness Day:
Step 1: Tomorrow, go to the store and buy a now-ridiculously-cheap box of Valentine's chocolate. Be smug about the fact that you saved a bunch of money.
Step 2: Eat the chocolates all by yourself. Be smug about the fact that you don't have to share.
Step 3: Take the heart-shaped box to the shooting range, along with all of your most powerful guns.
Step 4: Set up the box downrange.
Step 5: Blast the living sh*t out of the box until it is riddled with holes/completely shredded.
Step 6: Go home, be smug to the couples you know about the fact that they blew a bunch of money on boring ol' dinner and a movie, whereas you got to eat a bunch of chocolate and shoot stuff.
Step 7: Drink heavily to cover up the fact that in fact you are miserable and sick of being single and not getting any!
How to Properly Celebrate Singles' Awareness Day:
Step 1: Tomorrow, go to the store and buy a now-ridiculously-cheap box of Valentine's chocolate. Be smug about the fact that you saved a bunch of money.
Step 2: Eat the chocolates all by yourself. Be smug about the fact that you don't have to share.
Step 3: Take the heart-shaped box to the shooting range, along with all of your most powerful guns.
Step 4: Set up the box downrange.
Step 5: Blast the living sh*t out of the box until it is riddled with holes/completely shredded.
Step 6: Go home, be smug to the couples you know about the fact that they blew a bunch of money on boring ol' dinner and a movie, whereas you got to eat a bunch of chocolate and shoot stuff.
Step 7: Drink heavily to cover up the fact that in fact you are miserable and sick of being single and not getting any!
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Jericho941
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Jered
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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HTRN
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
I thought Cheap Chocolate Day was November 1st?
And oh, if you want cheap Chocolate, Amazon has Callebaut in 11 lb blocks for under a hundred bucks.
And oh, if you want cheap Chocolate, Amazon has Callebaut in 11 lb blocks for under a hundred bucks.
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Windy Wilson
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
Is that Yugoslavian? It was reported to me in 1982 that Yugoslavian chocolate was, in the words of the LMU MBA director's 13 year old daughter, "pretty yucky."HTRN wrote:I thought Cheap Chocolate Day was November 1st?
And oh, if you want cheap Chocolate, Amazon has Callebaut in 11 lb blocks for under a hundred bucks.
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Ben Rumson
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
Nah.. Miserable is being married and not getting any..Legman688 wrote: Step 7: Drink heavily to cover up the fact that in fact you are miserable and sick of being single and not getting any!
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Legman688
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
Yes. But there is a middle stage, called "fucking with reckless abandon."Ben Rumson wrote:Nah.. Miserable is being married and not getting any..Legman688 wrote: Step 7: Drink heavily to cover up the fact that in fact you are miserable and sick of being single and not getting any!
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Jericho941
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Re: For Singles' Awareness Day
Hmm. I seem to be stuck on whatever stage "absolutely convinced she was the only one for you even after she dumped you for some drunk driver with Eagles logo and SC flag tattoos, grinding teeth down with violent fantasies" is.