I guess I must be a mall ninja
I have multicam in my closet, and I have not one, but two sets of body armor. I also have several medical kits floating around
oh...wait, that's right;
I work with three different SWAT teams providing operational medical support, so I actually use most of that crap.
Still, I do feel like a mall ninja sometimes when I am wearing all that garbage. Most of it I wear because it's what they want me to wear (it would be very bad press if I were to get killed, so I end up in a NIJ level IV coccooon in the belly of an APC when going out).
I would actually prefer it if I could just wear my jeans, cowboy boots, .45, plate carrier and medical kit and call it good.