Klingon Trolley takeover

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SoupOrMan
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Scott Free wrote:This is unusual -- considering the fact that it is California, after all? I'm not worried until they start issuing ballots in Klingon... :shock:
Pfft. They've been doing that in Cook County for years!

"Ah, another vote for Qoq'bhaiyit!"

"Yes, Daley, son of Daley is a coward and a knave but that term is too much for even him!"

"No, no, this vote is for the Qoq'bhaiyit in the 15th ward committeeman's race."

"So, another Qoq'bhaiyit completely?"

"Yes. Totally different Qoq'bhaiyit."
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Some friends got delayed getting into one of the Comic-Con halls Saturday night waiting for police and medics to clear out. Apparently there was a disagreement over saved seats inside the hall and someone stabbed another in the eyeball with a pen.

Klingons...
"The Guncounter: More fun than a barrel of tattooed knife-fighting chain-smoking monkey butlers with drinking problems and excessive gambling debts!"

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I... can't... resist.

So the pen IS mightier than the Bat'leth! :lol:
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You can bet that someone, somewhere is working on making some governmental entity print ballots in Klingon.

We probably shouldn't have said this, because I'll bet now if you Google Ballots in Klingon you are directed here.

I feel sorely tempted to deface such defacements of public signs with a paint gun, but I'd have to buy one, and I'm a bit strapped now.
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Windy Wilson wrote:You can bet that someone, somewhere is working on making some governmental entity print ballots in Klingon.
Multnomah County health department has a Klingon translator on-call for mental health situations. Just in case someone gets hit in the head and comes in only speaking Klingon. They don't get paid unless they work, thankfully, but they DO exist.
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randy wrote: So what's Klingon for "Mozambique"?
Probably something that roughly translates to "All seven chakras, twice"
'Regulate' used to mean the opposite of 'constipate.'
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