How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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Soup, I believe they also have threads about zombie bears, zombie pirates, and what to do when theguncounter.com happens...
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More TheZombieCounter.com threads

Bacon and brains stir fry! Is there anything better?
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Night of the Living, Living! - A story by InfectedGuy
You've eaten all the survivors, so now what?
ZomCon 2010!
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Zombie dogs, a zombies best friend.
Poll: Zombie dogs or Dogbies?
Poll: Are we Zombies or Infected?
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Denis wrote:Soup, I believe they also have threads about zombie bears, zombie pirates, and what to do when theguncounter.com happens...

500 pages of "theguncounter.com? Yeah, basically we bend over and take it like a fresh corpse in zombie prison if they show up" is kind of boring, though...

It's also a little-known fact that zombies actually hate bacon more than fervent Wahabbis do... it's also yet another reason why we must destroy all zombies.
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Jericho941 wrote:
Lokidude wrote:
Jered wrote:Rule 2. The Double Tap
Flamethrowers. Fire ALWAYS makes it better.
Only if you don't mind a bunch of walking torches coming for you.
Somebody's gotta provide illumination for the dudes on overwatch. Like flares, but crispier.
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SoupOrMan wrote:Thezombiecounter.com's most active forum threads:

BRAINS
BRAINS
BRAINS
Thezombiecounter.com's De-Motivator Thread
BRAINS - Serious Discussion Thread
Zombies Organizing for Social Justice and Brains
6.5 Grendel vs. 6.8 SPC II - which hurts worse?
BRAINS - Serious Discussion NO TROLLS Undeadguy34 THIS MEANS YOU
Twilight - Edward's so hawt!!!
Undeadguy34 BANNED - now with pics
moose42 wrote:More TheZombieCounter.com threads

Bacon and brains stir fry! Is there anything better?
Tips to combat Rigor mortis
Best defenseless cities to attack
Armed survivor assault tactics
Are you a Mall Zombie?
Post your favorite Zombie Movies!
Night of the Living, Living! - A story by InfectedGuy
You've eaten all the survivors, so now what?
ZomCon 2010!
How to stop a zombie bear
Zombie dogs, a zombies best friend.
Poll: Zombie dogs or Dogbies?
Poll: Are we Zombies or Infected?
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Well, what zombies wouldn't organize for social justice and brains and fawn over the characters of Twilight?
"BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINSSSSS..."

"GUUUUUNNNN CONNNNNNTROOOOOOOOLLLLLL..."

"EEEEEDWARRRRRRRRRD..."

"NNNNNOOOOOO NNNNUUUUUUUKES..."

"HOOOOOOOOPE... CHAAAAANNNNNNGE..."

"NNNNNNOOOOO BAAAAACOOOOONNNNN..."
See?
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SoupOrMan wrote:It's also a little-known fact that zombies actually hate bacon more than fervent Wahabbis do... it's also yet another reason why we must destroy all zombies.
That tore it. I was going to leave zombies alone if they left me alone, but that's an affront.
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Denis wrote:
SoupOrMan wrote:It's also a little-known fact that zombies actually hate bacon more than fervent Wahabbis do... it's also yet another reason why we must destroy all zombies.
That tore it. I was going to leave zombies alone if they left me alone, but that's an affront.
Absolutely, Denis. A litmus test if ever there were one, I say. Though I much prefer sausage or bacon, the effect is still the same. Oooh - food thread inbound!
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I wonder, do Zombies ever discuss what gait for bear? :geek:
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Denis wrote:
SoupOrMan wrote:It's also a little-known fact that zombies actually hate bacon more than fervent Wahabbis do... it's also yet another reason why we must destroy all zombies.
That tore it. I was going to leave zombies alone if they left me alone, but that's an affront.
Just about every time I read or hear the word BACON, I instantly think of that dog food commercial where the dog is getting all excited over, BACON!!! BBAAAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOONNNNNNN, bacon, bacon, BACON, BACON!!! (pant, pant, pant, pant) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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