How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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Of COURSE this belongs in Protect and Defend. Where would you put it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU

I also love that they made it look like one of those old 1950's instructional videos, like the one in "Dodgeball."
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Come on gals and pals. Not even ONE comment on something zombie related??? I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.
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Rule 2. The Double Tap
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skb12172 wrote:Come on gals and pals. Not even ONE comment on something zombie related??? I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.
Well, it's not a guide on how to survive a zombie attack, it's a guide on "what to do" during a zombie attack. The differences are not so subtle, as the end shows.

[spoiler]"What to do" is apparently to keep the zombies focused on you until the area can be quarantined and nuked.[/spoiler]
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Jered wrote:Rule 2. The Double Tap
Flamethrowers. Fire ALWAYS makes it better.
workinwifdakids wrote: We've thus far avoided the temptation to jack an entire forum.

But what the hell.
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Meanwhile, the zombies are having a "How to survive a Guncounter.com attack" thread over on their forum. :lol:


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Lokidude wrote:
Jered wrote:Rule 2. The Double Tap
Flamethrowers. Fire ALWAYS makes it better.
Only if you don't mind a bunch of walking torches coming for you.
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HTRN wrote:Meanwhile, the zombies are having a "How to survive a Guncounter.com attack" thread over on their forum. :lol:


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Yup, and most of their discussion involves not getting one's noggin ventilated, Or "How to avoid the shifty bastards with the disturbing smiles" :lol:


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