Should I get a cat ?
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Should I get a cat ?
I've been thinking about getting a cat so I can lick its ass to get the taste of current news out of my mouth ?
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
might be an improvement, but also might lead to being misidentified as a crazy cat lady. These liberals are gender identification inept...I know among all the other things they are inept at.
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- Gunnuts
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
Won't help.
A cat would never have enough ass to begin to cover that.
In fact, I don't think there's enough ass of all kinds worldwide that would cover that.
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
And it will probably only annoy the cat.
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- blackeagle603
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
I read that as "Should I eat a cat?"
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
Get the cat anyway, it’ll help keep your mind off the real insurrection.
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
Cats are good, but don't lick it....
- Cybrludite
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
Not the sort of pussy you're supposed to lick.
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
You can get a cat, but I do not think that it will help to cope with this situation in the country
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Re: Should I get a cat ?
Can't you get a Chinese virus from that?
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