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There's something to be said for an elevated monorail, with multiple down-town stops.
A bike on the back of my car, drive to the home side of a choke point, park, drop bike off rack, ride to office. Get there with a grin and more or less the same total time.
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First Shirt wrote:Traffic engineers are the only people in the world who can turn a 20-minute commute into a 40-minute commute, and call it an improvement. Probably a good thing that nobody knows who they are, or there'd be a bounty on them!
I'm pretty sure if I ever met the person in charge of such things around here, I would wind up in jail.
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First Shirt wrote:Traffic engineers are the only people in the world who can turn a 20-minute commute into a 40-minute commute, and call it an improvement. Probably a good thing that nobody knows who they are, or there'd be a bounty on them!
I'm pretty sure if I ever met the person in charge of such things around here, I would wind up in jail.
Near me they still build and alter roads with the goal of improving traffic flow.
It's really nice to finally live someplace where the folks in charge aren't always going out of their way to show me just how much, and in how many ways, they hate me. (Grew up in NYC, went to school and started working life in metro Boston area, then moved to Northern NJ suburbs of NYC before moving to America.)
It gets tiresome.
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I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that traffic was being engineered to try to drive (you should pardon the expression) people from cars to mass transit and/or bicycles, the more so if Bloomberg and DeBeria are involved. It's of a piece with the New Urbanist program advocated mainly by bitter misanthropes such as James Howard Kunstler (hawk ptooey).
As an aside, a friend of mine is a fan of Kunstler. Unsurprisingly, his favorite novel is A Confederacy of Dunces. The protagonist of the novel, one Ignatius Reilly, will appeal to you if you think Holden Caulfield is just too with-it, mature, and noble to be believed (compared to Reilly, Caulfield is Aragorn son of Arathorn).
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First Shirt wrote:Traffic engineers are the only people in the world who can turn a 20-minute commute into a 40-minute commute, and call it an improvement. Probably a good thing that nobody knows who they are, or there'd be a bounty on them!
I'm pretty sure if I ever met the person in charge of such things around here, I would wind up in jail.
Traffic engineers react to moving cars the way beavers react to running water. "My God! It's moving I have to stop it!"
Traffic engineers nowadays ascribe to a philosophy called "Traffic Calming". It's the idea that slower traffic is safer traffic. It's been the prevailing philosophy for about 25 years now. Coincidentally as more places are subjected to traffic calming, road rage has become more common.
I have nothing nice to say about traffic engineers and think that Falstaff (or Pistol) would have said, "the first thing we do is kill all the traffic engineers", if they had existed in their day.
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"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
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First Shirt wrote:Traffic engineers are the only people in the world who can turn a 20-minute commute into a 40-minute commute, and call it an improvement. Probably a good thing that nobody knows who they are, or there'd be a bounty on them!
That would be Madison City AL's. Hes either intentionally bad(what i expect) or is completely ignorant of traffic engineering concepts. https://www.madisonal.gov/index.aspx?NID=113. Gary Chynoweth.