Reminds me of the time my dad bought his wife a new, shiny, stainless steel kitchen trash can for Valentine's day (even though she deserved it - she belongs INSIDE the trash can).
Stay Out of the Dog House
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308Mike
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Stay Out of the Dog House
http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/video.aspx
Reminds me of the time my dad bought his wife a new, shiny, stainless steel kitchen trash can for Valentine's day (even though she deserved it - she belongs INSIDE the trash can).
Reminds me of the time my dad bought his wife a new, shiny, stainless steel kitchen trash can for Valentine's day (even though she deserved it - she belongs INSIDE the trash can).
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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drice
Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Yep, bought one of my ex's a mountain bike for Christmas one year.
I was in the doghouse long before that, and long after as well. Didn't get out until the divorce was final. Yippeeee!!!
With my most recent ex, I designed jewelry for her and had it custom made every year for Christmas. She's gone too. Jewelry as well.
Maybe it's me???
I was in the doghouse long before that, and long after as well. Didn't get out until the divorce was final. Yippeeee!!!
With my most recent ex, I designed jewelry for her and had it custom made every year for Christmas. She's gone too. Jewelry as well.
Maybe it's me???
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308Mike
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
A mountain bike would be a great gift, as long as you both ride bikes and it wasn't so only *she* could get exercise, while you sat on the couch and watched the game. I mean, it's not like you got her a STATIONARY bike with an oversized padded seat.
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Lokidude
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Buddy of mine bought his wife a vacuum for their first Christmas after they got married. I tried to warn him off, I swear it. In his defense, it was a nice vacuum, and she had said she wanted one, but he still suffered for it.
Standing for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!workinwifdakids wrote: We've thus far avoided the temptation to jack an entire forum.
But what the hell.
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mekender
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
got my wife a roomba for christmas... its what she asked for and she is quite happy with it.
“I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Thomas, a six time candidate for president for the Socialist Party, 1944
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Lokidude
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Dude, I'd love a Roomba for Christmas. Of course, I think Roombas are incredibly cool, so make of it what you will.mekender wrote:got my wife a roomba for christmas... its what she asked for and she is quite happy with it.
Standing for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!workinwifdakids wrote: We've thus far avoided the temptation to jack an entire forum.
But what the hell.
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Denis
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Mrs Denis would probably prefer a tango, but I can't dance either, so I'll be off to the nice, safe jewellers. Hard to go wrong there, even if it does rather cut into the ammunition budget.mekender wrote:got my wife a roomba for Christmas...
My F-i-L is still in the doghouse several decades after giving my M-i-L a state-of-the-art food processor for her birthday. Be warned!
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Cybrludite
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Note to self: Read this sort of thing before X-Mas shopping... 
"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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Drone 7 of lots more
Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Mua-ha-ha...bought the wife-unit a Kitchen Aide stand mixer for Christmas one year, she loved it. Bought her one of those desktop rotisserie things another year (y'know, the set it and ferget it one), and she loved it. Both times various outlaws said: ewe'll be sorrrrreeeeee. Hasn't happened yet. I live a charmed life.
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Denis
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Re: Stay Out of the Dog House
Apparently, but I wouldn't test my luck a third time, were I you...Drone 7 of lots more wrote:I live a charmed life.