Zombie Theme Park!

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skb12172
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Zombie Theme Park!

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In one of Detroit's old dilapidated neighborhoods. Great Idea! If they use local talent (crackheads) they might not even have to import many zombies... :lol:

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Re: Zombie Theme Park!

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It's not really a zombie theme park unless you get to bring your own guns, chainsaws and flamethrowers.

Yes, I know: "Setting a zombie on fire only makes him walk to you while it's on fire!" Balderdash! You need to be able to see how many targets are out there, so first you set a few on fire, then drop them with a headshot to establish a light perimeter. Zombies will last a while if they're still relatively fresh, so you've got your lighting system taken care of until daybreak.

You'll likely have to get into range with the flamethrower, so I suggest mounting it to an autogyro or suitably-large radio-controlled aircraft for close-in strafing runs.

Also, it's not a real zombie theme park if they're only pretending to be the undead.
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