6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt-Enhancing Procedures

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6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt-Enhancing Procedures

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6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt-Enhancing Procedures

Monday, March 08, 2010

NEWARK, N.J. — A black-market butt-enhancement "practitioner" is injecting New Jersey backsides with household caulk and other hazardous materials, according to New Jersey health officials who have alerted New York authorities to the rear and present danger.

Six Newark-area women in the last two months have been hospitalized with infections caused by injections of "a variety of unknown materials," said New Jersey Health Department epidemiologist Dr. Tina Tan.

Officials said they believe the injected mixture includes silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk.

After botched efforts to plump their rear ends like naturally well-endowed celebs such as Kim Kardashian, the victim's derrieres resembled "moonscapes" filled with lumps and craters, said a hospital source.

"What we've been hearing from the hospitals is that these women are presented with deep tissue infections and skin infections. Abscesses form in some cases," said Tan.

According to hospital sources, the six women were all from the Dominican Republic. The injection "treatments" occurred in hotels around the Newark area, the hospital source said.
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Re: 6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt-Enhancing Proced

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I'm sorry, but this thread is useless without pictures. ;)

Maybe even before and after pics.
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I'm confused, I thought there was a much easier and cheaper way to get more junk in the trunk. You know pound down Twinkies, Ho-Ho's and Little Debbies. :lol:
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Re: 6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt-Enhancing Proced

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RangerWT wrote:I'm sorry, but this thread is useless without pictures. ;)

Maybe even before and after pics.
Officials said they believe the injected mixture includes silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk.
Are you sure you want the after pics?
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