The place for general talk about gun, shooting, loading, camping, survival, and preparedness related tools and gear, as well as gear technology discussion, gear reviews, and gear specific "range reports" (all other types of gear should be on the back porch).
Knowing some of the rules-lawyer SNCOs we had in my squadron (36 Master Sergeants for two Master Sgt. billets, go figure) saying "no homo" would have gotten you written up for a DADT violation. After all, you just told somebody your sexual preference by telling them that you weren't gay.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
Yeesh. Although come to think of it, many conversations on the truck could be an MEO trainwreck in the making.
On-topic: You know, I don't think you can really find the perfect gift for the mall ninja who has everything until they invent headbands that provide infinite ammo, or nanomachine radios in your head.