Be Careful Where You Piss!

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workinwifdakids
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My little brother and I got spanked by this bitch of a babysitter we had because we convinced her boy (our age) that electricity didn't follow liquid, and therefore he could pee on their electric fence and not get shocked. He told us to try it first. So we shut off electricity without him noticing, pissed on it, and nothing happened. Then we threw the switch and waited, and sure enough he did it.

He and his brother absolutely tortured us, so I feel a LITTLE bad.

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workinwifdakids wrote:My little brother and I got spanked by this bitch of a babysitter we had because we convinced her boy (our age) that electricity didn't follow liquid, and therefore he could pee on their electric fence and not get shocked. He told us to try it first. So we shut off electricity without him noticing, pissed on it, and nothing happened. Then we threw the switch and waited, and sure enough he did it.

He and his brother absolutely tortured us, so I feel a LITTLE bad.

:lol:
OUCH!!!!! I can CERTAINLY understand why they made you pay for a long time afterwards (I know *I* would have)!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Darrell wrote:But but but! Mythbusters tested it and said it wasn't so! :roll:
They probably never checked the urine of homeless people to determine if there were any chemicals that might affect the surface tension of urine.

Maybe the guys from Mythbusters need to revisit this?
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