Jericho941 wrote:I punch the piano player.
Toothpick or Mint
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workinwifdakids
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And may I say, from a moral point of view, I think there can be no justification for shoving snack cakes up your action.
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randy
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Lawyers Guns and MoneyWell I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?
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Termite
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I thought the discussion was about leaving a resturant, not a whorehouse...........Jericho941 wrote:I punch the piano player.
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JustinR
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The mint. I have cinnamon toothpicks in the car.
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Jericho941
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Just this fly spot where they got the champagne.Termite wrote:I thought the discussion was about leaving a resturant, not a whorehouse...........Jericho941 wrote:I punch the piano player.
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Greg
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No toothpick because I don't want to look like a pimp. If I need one, I have one on my SAK and I can use it in the car. No mint because, well I don't eat from an open salad bar either. Who knows how many other folks reaching around in the mint bowl had advanced cases of poopfinger or something.
Pity I've never taken a waitress home. I've seen some damn cute ones who were clearly willing (if not eager) but only when I wasn't single. Funny how that works. Reminds me of some funny stories, though.
One time I was having dinner out with some friends, guys night out kind of deal. Our waitress was a really cute coed, who was clearly singling out one member of our group. We encouraged him to, um, take it to the next level, but he was hopeless. The best he could come up with was to leave a note on the check. All he wrote was "Dinner?" and his phone number. No name. We noticed that part immediately. For years after if one of use would, in a pretend girl voice ask "Is Dinner there?" the rest of us would burst out laughing.
Pity I've never taken a waitress home. I've seen some damn cute ones who were clearly willing (if not eager) but only when I wasn't single. Funny how that works. Reminds me of some funny stories, though.
One time I was having dinner out with some friends, guys night out kind of deal. Our waitress was a really cute coed, who was clearly singling out one member of our group. We encouraged him to, um, take it to the next level, but he was hopeless. The best he could come up with was to leave a note on the check. All he wrote was "Dinner?" and his phone number. No name. We noticed that part immediately. For years after if one of use would, in a pretend girl voice ask "Is Dinner there?" the rest of us would burst out laughing.
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No one has said "all three."
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Jered
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I shoot the piano.Jericho941 wrote:I punch the piano player.
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Greg
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Drop a deuce in the piano.Jericho941 wrote:I punch the piano player.
Maybe we're just jaded, but your villainy is not particularly impressive. -Ennesby
If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
Sanity is the process by which you continually adjust your beliefs so they are predictively sound. -esr
If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
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TheIrishman
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Every time I went out to eat with the ex I'd get hit on by the waitress or barmaid. Just kept a mental reference for the future. Think of it as reading the help wanted adds even though you have a good job. Not thinking of leaving, but a backup plan if things go south.Greg wrote:Pity I've never taken a waitress home. I've seen some damn cute ones who were clearly willing (if not eager) but only when I wasn't single. Funny how that works.
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