Trumps press secretary
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Trumps press secretary
"..and here is my Press Secretary, Sgt. Emery. "All right you maggots, you are going to get your stories right or you'll rewrite them until they are. Now drop and give me 10!"
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Re: Trumps press secretary
Well, it's Ermey, but that's just a quibble.
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Re: Trumps press secretary
How about Ermey for press-sec WITHOUT Trump?
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- JustinR
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Re: Trumps press secretary
I fully expect Trump to want to do ALL of his own press briefings.
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Re: Trumps press secretary
Get Dennis Miller.
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Re: Trumps press secretary
Ermey for president!
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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Re: Trumps press secretary
Trump doesn't need a press secretary any more than an ocean liner needs an extra foghorn.
What he does need is a fire engine company, so they can cut him free when he loses, put out the flames when he craters into the ground, and patch him up as he gets tried by fire.
What he does need is a fire engine company, so they can cut him free when he loses, put out the flames when he craters into the ground, and patch him up as he gets tried by fire.
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