What your favorite gun says about you

[Jericho941]

Bushmaster ACR: “I wanted a gun that’s as much of a disappointment as I am.”

Robinson XCR: “I truly believe what the gun industry needs is a prima donna indie dev scene.”
AR-15: “I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Murica.”
AK-(variant): “Instead of cleaning my gun I drink vodka until I shit myself, an activity far too manly for those jammomatic AR-15 girly-men. URA”
M1911: “I just want my Dad to love me.”
GLOCK: One of thee things. “I’m a cop who will never use a different gun in his or her entire life,” “I am a rapper too lazy to get a rhyming dictionary,” or “I drive a Honda Civic.”
Springfield XD: “I’ve lusted after a Glock for 15 years but I finally settled for something my M1911 friends find acceptable.”
USP: “Reading Tom Clancy gives me an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.”
Single-Action Anything: “I’m a (350lb) cowboy, baby!”
Jericho941/Baby Eagle: “I want to be Spike Spiegel so bad it hurts me physically every day.”
Mosin-Nagant (any): “Accuracy and rate of fire take a distant backseat to decibel and muzzle flash.”
M1 Garand: “I’m the one who shares and reblogs all those shitty memes about being born in the wrong decade because I have an infantile notion of leaving my middle-class suburban lifestyle and embarking on a life of adventure in which I survive harsh conditions that men who literally grew up without electricity, hunting to survive could not, because I am special and things like ‘artillery’ don’t apply to me.”

[evan price]

They don't mention Sig P220s or pre-ww2 S&W revolvers...

[toad]

My favorite gun....maybe I'm just a gun slut.

[PawPaw]

It says that I'm a fickle gun whore. No loyalty at all.

[Steamforger]

I've owned 8 in that list.

[AlaskaTRX]

...come on Barbie, let's go party...

[SoupOrMan]

1911 not in the traditional calibers of .45ACP or .38 Super: "WHERE'S YOUR JOHN MOSES BROWNING NOW"

Beretta/Browning in .25ACP: "I'm gonna shoot you SO BAD! I'm gonna shoot you SO BAD with this widdle pistol!"

Lorcin/Jennings/Whatever in .25ACP: "I'm gonna shoot you SO- why did my pistol jam? STOP LAUGHING"

M1 Carbine: "I love lamp! I love lamp."

[Durham68]

...come on Barbie, let's go party...

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

[toad]

'You're say you are old, sick, and poor but yet you want an evil black rifle?"
"I want one because I am old, sick, and poor, and I want to hang on to what I've got."

[BDK]

P7: I am a man of refined taste and distinction.

Old revolvers:I'm a curmudgeon/a man of years, taste and distinction

Modern, unobtainium revolver:I'm a nut.

Colt Pocket Hammerless: I'm comfortable in white tie, and can remain quite suave and calm and am a superlative ball room dancer and seducer of heiresses.