Sign To Be Posted In Mens Room At Work

[Weetabix]

So, you think the men's rooms are bad???

During college, I worked as a bouncer at a club. The worst part of the night was cleaning the shitters after closing. Invariably, the women's room was a disgusting mess that would make a pig vomit. ALL of the toilets were clogged and there was piss everywhere.

During college, I worked nights at a gas station in a nicer part of town. Same deal. I hated cleaning the women's room. The men's wasn't so bad.

I asked a woman at another time and place about that. She said lots of women "hover" because they don't want to touch the seat, so they wind up... defiling it. I always wondered, with the massive overspray, how they missed filling up their shoes and pantyhose.

Oddly, if they'd just sit down, they wouldn't create the messes that disgusted them.

[Termite]

Oddly, if they'd just sit down, they wouldn't create the messes that disgusted them.

There you go, using logic when talking about women and their bathroom habits...

[Mud_Dog]

So, you think the men's rooms are bad???

During college, I worked as a bouncer at a club. The worst part of the night was cleaning the shitters after closing. Invariably, the women's room was a disgusting mess that would make a pig vomit. ALL of the toilets were clogged and there was piss everywhere.

During college, I worked nights at a gas station in a nicer part of town. Same deal. I hated cleaning the women's room. The men's wasn't so bad.

I asked a woman at another time and place about that. She said lots of women "hover" because they don't want to touch the seat, so they wind up... defiling it. I always wondered, with the massive overspray, how they missed filling up their shoes and pantyhose.

Oddly, if they'd just sit down, they wouldn't create the messes that disgusted them.

Sounds to me like they need to start making asian style toilets in women's rooms...

[308Mike]

So, you think the men's rooms are bad???

During college, I worked as a bouncer at a club. The worst part of the night was cleaning the shitters after closing. Invariably, the women's room was a disgusting mess that would make a pig vomit. ALL of the toilets were clogged and there was piss everywhere. Not to mention the used tampons and such... Dozens of beer bottles and broken glasses were littered all over the sinks, floor and toilets.

If a crapper got backed up in the men's room, most of the time we could count on a patron telling us so it could be remedied quickly. I don't ever recall that happening regarding the women's room.

You ain't kidding!! When I was between jobs before going to work for the city, I did janitorial work for Poway Unified School District, which included Jr. High and High Schools. The guys can be bad, but the girls are sick and gross. There's a reason they're all designed to be sprayed down by a high-pressure hose. Dirty tampons and pads can stick like crazy to a concrete ceiling and blasting them off with a high-pressure hose is much easier than trying to knock them down with a broom then clean off the mess afterwords. Dried blood makes a great adhesive, just ask any medic.

I've always loved this story about lipstick and mirrors.

The guy's restrooms were dirty, but nothing like the girl's restrooms.

[Bob K]

Many moons ago, there was a great bar on the near North side. City regs called for signs about employees washing hands, but at that time, the wording wasn't codified.

So the neatly, hand-lettered sign read, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work so as not to get any piss or shit in the customers' drinks."

[MarkD]

I saw a sign in a bar mens room in Wisconsin that said "Remember, the hands that clean the butts out of this urinal also mix your drinks".

[Cobar]

The only restrooms I had to clean were in a couple of gas stations.

Generally the men's room seemed that it was due to carelessness. The women's room always seemed due to maliciousness.

Except for the tards with the sharpie graffiti, and the one that managed to piss on the 12 foot ceiling. I somehow doubt they managed to hit the center of that ceiling in that tiny room without getting themselves.

[Rich]

OTOH, when my then teen age sisters started in with the usual crap about leaving the toilet seat down so they didn't risk falling in when they used the bathroom at night, claiming they were too groggy with sleep to lower the seat.

I went along, and then peed on the seat a few times because I was too groggy with sleep to lift the seat.

Took a week or two, but everything went back to normal, seat up.

Sometime you have to resort to chemical warfare in the battle of the sexes.

[308Mike]

Reminds me of that TV commercial where the guy is laying in bed and his wife gets up to go to the bathroom and he hears a splash and some mumbled cursing and you see a smile creep across his face - but I can't remember what the ad was for, perhaps memory pills or something.......

[Weetabix]

So, I'm sitting down doing my business at the local big box store (long shopping trip, you know) when suddenly there's some guy messing with my stall door. A piece of paper hits the floor; he picks it up and makes noise by the door.

I get out, and on the wall by the door, there's a sign:

Attention! Pilots with "short stacks" or "low manifold pressure," taxi closer to the hangar or sit!

Interesting metaphor, but a clear message.