I remember watching that episode when I was still a young guy, I laughed so hard I damn near pissed myself! Thanks for the link...it's just as funny today as it was back then!!!Catbird wrote:
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Palin pardons turkey, while cameras show others slaughtered
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The Quiet Man
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308Mike
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Bombed with live turkeys? Don't you think they'd be flapping on the way down?
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A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Erik
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Well, the rememberable quote was:308Mike wrote:Bombed with live turkeys? Don't you think they'd be flapping on the way down?
Flapping isn't flying. If I was dropped from a helicopter, I'd probably be flapping on the way down too. Don't think it'd do much good..."As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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So I take it ya'll never saw a wild turkey in the top of a tree? Not that it diminishes the funny at all. Farm turkeys are about the dumbest animal ever bred.
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The Quiet Man
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Farm turkeys don't fly...like chickens...only bigger and uglier!Lokidude wrote:So I take it ya'll never saw a wild turkey in the top of a tree? Not that it diminishes the funny at all. Farm turkeys are about the dumbest animal ever bred.
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Yup. And, there isn't a lot of meat on that wild turkey.The Quiet Man wrote:Farm turkeys don't fly...like chickens...only bigger and uglier!Lokidude wrote:So I take it ya'll never saw a wild turkey in the top of a tree? Not that it diminishes the funny at all. Farm turkeys are about the dumbest animal ever bred.
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It depends on the breed. The really big fat breeds drop like a brick, some of the smaller non-comercial breeds can at least fly enough to get themselves up to a tree or on a fence to roost (or break their fall if thrown up in the air to see if they can fly - I had too much time on my hands as a kid).The Quiet Man wrote:Farm turkeys don't fly...like chickens...only bigger and uglier!Lokidude wrote:So I take it ya'll never saw a wild turkey in the top of a tree? Not that it diminishes the funny at all. Farm turkeys are about the dumbest animal ever bred.
Just like chickens, leghorns drop like bricks but some of the other breeds can move around pretty well.
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For those not from Louisiana or southern Mississippi, I offer the following recipe for your Thanksgiving dining pleasure: Deep Fried Whole Turkey
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Vonz90
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Um, dude...., deep fried whole turkey is very common all over the country. It isn't a Louisiana/Miss thing.Termite wrote:For those not from Louisiana or southern Mississippi, I offer the following recipe for your Thanksgiving dining pleasure: Deep Fried Whole Turkey